Saturday, March 12, 2011

没钱的日子

双手X口带...

8.9 earthquake @ Japan

May Buddha bless you all in Japan...

Thursday, April 29, 2010

My baby boy Asher


It has been soooooo long since i wrote on this blog... seems like i have forgotten abt this blog...lolz! Got a baby boy since last year sept...his name is Asher...丙威...

Asher is now 7 months old...
1st word from his mouth...baba... baba...
well...that's the joy of being a father... but...
being a dad is to be @ home every single day to look after him as his mother is always working...



Rules of being a dad:
1) no more lar kopi sessions wif brudders...
2) no more late nite outing...
3) no more pc games...
4) no more jamming...
5) no more park tor...

eh...btw... my baby cute anot????

Monday, June 01, 2009

Singapore cockup Taxi drivers...

Singapore taxi drivers are sooooo not dedicated to their job! Me wife take cab all the time... Once, during a weekday morning ... she took this cab from smrt...this cab is sooooooo old & the suspension seems to be giving way anytime...anyway...it's a auntie butch driver... hahaha

Another time... oso smrt cab... me wife say she wants to go one raffles quay... then this stupid cab driver damn asshole... his cashcard no $$$... then he kay siao... move off liao...then say:" ai ya... no cashcard leh....can let me go petrol station to top up can???" ... lan lan...my wife got to wait for him while the meter is still running....really knnz rite?
Then today... she took a cab again...this time this cab driver (smart) oso no cash card... but atleast he say cash card bo lui... then he let me wife gets off...then me wife took another cab (trans)... 1st time me wife ask the cab driver is:" got cashcard????" Cabby:"huh? must pay cash!!! no credit card!!!" Wife:" no no!!! ur cash card got $$$???" Cabby:" Orrrr.... have!!! I have 3 cash cards!!! Go where?" Wife:" 1 raffles quay." Then along the way at Nicoll highway... Cabby:"u want to drop off at cityhall???" Wife:" WAT???? I WANT TO GO 1 RAFFLES QUAY!!! NOT 1 RAFFLES LINK!!!"

WTF...

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

well cum 2009...1st blog of the year!!! The 5 Sianz!!!

Wow...since a damn long time nei blog liao... Fucking sianz...

Sianz no 1: drummer went to Guangzhou... so cannot peanut butter jam liao... sianz...

Sianz no 2: work canot earn $$$...si bei sianz...

Sianz no 3: 4D nei tio...Kan sianz...

Sianz no 4: TOTO nei tio...Kan puah sianz...

The Last Sianz: Wife get pregnant...largi sianz!!!!!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

CS Lee's BD Dinner...


Me, my wife & Bear celebrated CS birthday @ Casurina Rd kopitiam eating zi char...

That place was full of people and we hardly find a seat... the so call waitress from China sux... told her that we are eating here and she was looking for a table for us & suddenly go do other things... nabei...lousy service... think she go do "special" better...later the lady boss come & serve us.

Food Ordered: Spinach with garlic, gor hiang, chicken wings, samba prawns & chilli crab.

All the rest of the food is mah mah... but the chilli crab is good! CS told the waiter that he wanted 1 BIG crab...and when the chilli crab come...really damn BIG lor!!!

Wah lanz... the kong really powderful lor... damn big & juicy...
then this asshole Bear...say scared dirty his hand & dun eat the crab...he lugi ar... pay & nei eat crab...hahaha
Really shiok after tat makan...damn full sia...*Burrrrp*...

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Singaporeans likely to cut down on trips to Malaysia once petrol sale ban starts

Refering to the news article about Singaporeans going into JB to par you.... Cham ar....those PR that is staying in JB coming to Singapore to work and driving Singapore car plate cham ar... My wify told me that her colleague is sg pr & driving sg car plate is staying in JB. He bought a sg car bcos of the stupid move by our dear gahment to impose $20 per entry to sg...then now the stupid m gahment dun let sg car par you in jb... double blow for this poor fella...
Dear m-sg pr... dun work in sg & stay jb. u earn sg$ & spend in jb...u can live like a king liao...so dun complain...

My dear fren 4 spok man.... cannot go in par V-power liao... now bo pian go spc par 92 liao...hahaha

Thursday, May 22, 2008

New Car...4D New Hope!!!

Recently got this Honda Fit from Cu*t*m M*t*r.... lousy PI.... drag my car delivery date from end of Feb to mid of April... somemore the CD unit sux! Got back & change liao...then again got problem...haiz... better save some $$ to change to a better 1....
My aunty who is working in LTA told me that my IU is more than 5yrs old....no warranty...na bei....next time I rather buy 2nd hand car...cfm no delivery issue...tew...waste my time chasing after them...somemore no compensation....tew...fuckup PI.... give me all sorts of stupid excuses...
Nei mind...i'm still waiting for my car plate to tio 4D....tew...until now still haven tio yet...sianz...

Joke from chin chai one

Subject: FW: Dear Prime Minister, tolong please .....
Coffee Shop Talk - Dear Prime Minister, tolong please...
From: ChinChaiOne 28-Apr 12:15

Dear Prime Minister,We citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS. We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!! Help the poor? Raise GST! Help traffic flow? Up ERP! Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare! Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare! Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servant salary!

Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no need your help liao. We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!! Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!!!!!

Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT! PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR IT!!
I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY! I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

Thank you thank you, I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one.